Warhammer Cartoon Romance Meme

A Chilly Take on the Grimdark: The Heresy of Romance in Warhammer

A Chilly Take on the Grimdark

The comic begins with a poor, unsuspecting Warhammer fan shivering in the cold abyss of the internet. Clearly, they’ve wandered into a space where only the most brutal, unsentimental takes survive. Desperate for warmth, they hatch a cunning plan: unleash a hot take so spicy that even the Emperor’s throne won’t need the Golden Throne’s power to keep him toasty. With a confident smirk, they prepare to drop a statement that will surely light up the room—after all, what’s the worst that could happen?

The Forbidden Thought

In an act of absolute heresy, our brave protagonist declares, there should be more romance in Warhammer. The words hang in the air like a Nurglite plague, a thought so unholy that even the Ruinous Powers hesitate. Somewhere in the depths of the Black Library, a writer gasps. Commissars instinctively reach for their bolt pistols. Even the Custodes, those eternal guardians, pause for a moment—did they just hear that right? Meanwhile, the fan, blissfully unaware of the impending doom, wears the mischievous grin of someone who just suggested that maybe, just maybe, Space Marines could hold hands.

The Emperor’s Wrath (or the Community’s)

Enter the final panel: a furious firefighter, hat adorned in the heraldry of the internet’s most battle-hardened gatekeepers, wielding a hose that might as well be shooting promethium. You said what?! bellows the figure, eyes ablaze with the fury of a million Warhammer purists. The poor fan, now drenched in regret, realizes too late that they have summoned the full wrath of the fandom. Somewhere, Lorgar nods approvingly—heresy has been spoken. Meanwhile, Fulgrim winks in the background because, honestly, he’s been waiting for this conversation for ten thousand years.