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Praise The Omnissiah Hail The Machine God

Praise The Omnissiah Hail The Machine God
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Published on: April 21, 2025

Binary is for Code, Not Flesh: The Tech-Priest’s Hilarious Rejection of Gender

Binary is for Code, Not Flesh

This meme brilliantly escalates through the traditional gender spectrum with the stoic calm of a Tech-Priest who could not care less about biological classification. Starting with “Male and Female,” the Tech-Priest simply stares forward, emotionless and unbothered. Then “Non-Binary”—still no reaction, just more tubes and metal. “Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes”—the Mechanicus aesthetic intensifies, yet the face remains as unreadable as binary code on a cogitator screen. But it’s the final panel that launches this meme into sacred hilarity: arms flailing in unhinged Mechanicum fervor, the red-robed figure exclaims, “GENDER IS IRRELEVANT MEATBAG, I HAVE REPLACED MY GENITALIA WITH A NEUTRON LASER.” Truly, a blessed moment of machine logic over meatbag nonsense.

The Holy Order of Extreme Replacements

This is peak Adeptus Mechanicus humor—when identity, biology, and social norms bow before the might of mechanical superiority. Why bother with gender when you can just become a walking weapons platform powered by sacred oils and binary hymns? The punchline hits with all the subtlety of a Titan footstep, reminding us that flesh is weak, and anything squishy is best replaced with weaponized plasma. The tech-priest’s final jazz-hand glory pose captures the essence of post-human euphoria, screaming into the void with unrestrained devotion. Praise the Omnissiah! Hail the Machine God! Now go forth and convert your soft organs into something with a minimum yield of 100 kilojoules per second.