Homer’s Holy Crusade: The Simpsons Meet Warhammer 40K
Marge Doesn’t Understand the Hobby
In this hilarious Warhammer meme using The Simpsons, Marge confronts Homer in classic disapproving-wife fashion, wagging a finger and saying, “You don’t need all those plastic little soldiers!” Her expression is one of concern, but her words instantly mark her as someone who just doesn’t get it. Homer, to his credit, says nothing—he just stares ahead with a blank expression, a man torn between domestic peace and righteous galactic devotion. But just as the tension reaches its peak, a commissar from Warhammer 40K appears in Homer’s mind like a bolt from the Emperor himself. Clad in full grimdark regalia, the commissar delivers the ultimate verdict: “The Emperor loves you more than she can ever do. She is a heretic, Homer.” And just like that, Marge’s mortal authority is crushed under the golden weight of faith.
The Rise of the Homers Chapter
The bottom half of the meme seals the deal with Homer gazing up in childlike awe, having just received divine vindication from the God-Emperor’s mouthpiece. You can practically hear the plastic sprues snapping as Homer prepares to 3D print an entire custom Space Marine chapter—The Homers. They will bear the sigil of a donut in one hand and a bolter in the other, defending humanity from both Chaos and cardio. His living room will become a shrine of resin, devotion, and caffeine-fueled painting marathons. Marge may have tried to stop the hobby, but now she’s inadvertently triggered a full-scale Crusade. With holy inspiration in his heart and STL files in his hard drive, Homer shall bring glory to the Imperium—one base-coated miniature at a time.
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