Fulgrim and Lion El’Jonson Tail Mishap Warhammer Meme

The Tail-End of Dignity

In this hilarious Warhammer meme, we witness a primarch-level misunderstanding of epic proportions. Lion El’Jonson, ever the grumpy knight-brother, is absolutely fuming after being slapped by what he assumes is Fulgrim’s obnoxiously long, serpentine tail. With righteous fury and anime-style anger symbols over his head, he bellows accusations at the most flamboyant daemon prince of Slaanesh. Fulgrim, of course, plays it smooth and smug, as only a twisted daemon of excess could—offering a slow, ominous “Oh, Lion…” like a punchline winding up. Then comes the kicker, or should we say, the sting—Fulgrim smirks and drops the line: “That’s not my tail.” The shift from righteous anger to stunned horror on the Lion’s face is instant, and gloriously meme-worthy.

Primarch Problems

The final panel seals the deal with Lion staring dead ahead, his previously stern face replaced with bugged-out googly eyes that scream, “I have made a terrible mistake.” It’s the perfect visual representation of someone who just realized the tail that smacked them wasn’t attached where they thought it was. Fulgrim’s expression is pure chaos demon energy—equal parts sass and menace. The meme works so well because it plays on the seriousness of these iconic Warhammer characters and slaps them with just enough absurdity. It’s not often you see the stoic Lion completely emotionally undone by a tail-related mystery. Truly, this is Warhammer humor at its most cursed and most glorious.