40K and Pizza

A Slice of Grimdark Toppings

This comic is peak 40k madness through the universal lens of… pizza. From the rule-loving Ultramarines getting “Codex compliant mozzarella” to the Space Wolves devouring a meat pizza with extra meat like feral beasts, every topping screams faction personality. The Salamanders go full spice mode with extra hot pepperoni because clearly, fire is a seasoning. The Grey Knights’ pizza is censored entirely—because what they deal with is too heretical for mortal eyes (or appetites). Khorne Berzerkers naturally top their pie with blood, skulls, and corn—because violence is the flavor. And Noise Marines? They just went full chaos with chocolate and strawberry—some things should not be, and yet here they are.

Chaos Crusts and Mystery Boxes

Plague Marines, true to form, throw pineapple on there and we’re honestly unsure if that’s a war crime or just bad taste. The Rubric Marines of Tzeentch? They get nothing but the box, because the pizza was probably turned into warp dust 10,000 years ago. The vibes are spot-on, from loyalist rigidity to Chaos’ culinary war crimes. Even the pizza art itself sells the joke—bright toppings, over-the-top slices, and a skull on Khorne’s slice for maximum flavor. The entire strip feels like a late-night Discord chat that got out of hand in the best way. You don’t need to know Warhammer lore to laugh—but if you do, it hits even harder than a thunder hammer dipped in marinara.