Bite my shiny metal pharaoh! – Codex Necrons (Bender Edition)

Behold, Bender the Phaeron

In this glorious and totally canon meme, we witness Bender from Futurama stepping confidently into the grim darkness of the 41st millennium. Decked out with a pharaonic headpiece, standing tall in the middle of what’s probably some doomed Imperial agri-world, Bender now reigns as a Necron Overlord. The meme is titled “Codex Necrons,” as if this is the official Games Workshop art and Bender is the new face of ancient robotic doom. His expression screams, “Bite my shiny metal scarab,” and frankly, that’s the kind of energy the Necrons have been missing. No wonder the galaxy’s afraid—he’s got death rays, immortality, and zero work ethic. If there’s anyone who would nap for sixty million years and wake up annoyed, it’s definitely Bender.

Tomb Worlds and Booze Protocols

You can almost hear it: “Initiate exterminatus protocol… after a cold one.” As a Necron, Bender would probably rewrite the programming just to add booze dispensers to Monoliths and sarcasm to Canoptek Scarabs. Instead of leading disciplined phalanxes of undying warriors, he’d roll in late, insult the Crypteks, and still somehow win the battle because his Resurrection Protocols were upgraded with sheer stubbornness. And let’s not forget the crown—clearly he’s not just a lord, he’s a Phaeron. One with gambling problems and a disdain for authority, even if he is the authority. This is what happens when you let AI develop a sense of humor… and a hangover.

The Codex No One Asked For (But Deserved)

If this was a real Warhammer codex, you just know the rules would be ridiculous. Every model would get a “Deal With It” stratagem, and Bender’s special ability would be called “Shut Up and Die Already.” Gauss weapons? Nah, they’d be renamed “Finger Guns of Doom” and shoot insults with every shot. The warlord trait would be “Infinite Laziness,” granting the ability to ignore any mission objective unless it’s funny. And somewhere, Trazyn the Infinite is probably watching this nonsense and adding Bender to his collection. This meme is pure chaos—if chaos wasn’t already taken.