We’re Just Committing Heresy Warhammer Meme

The Heresy Carpool is Here

This meme is the perfect mix of Warhammer 40,000’s grimdark lore and absolute meme energy. The scene is an obvious parody of the famous “Get in loser” moment from Mean Girls, but instead of Regina George, we have Fulgrim at the wheel, looking fabulous as ever. And who’s riding shotgun? That’s right—Horus Lupercal, the big boss of the Horus Heresy, the guy who started the worst civil war in human history. In the backseat, we’ve got Perturabo looking like he just finished constructing the most spiteful fortress of all time, and Lorgar, the real reason this whole mess started, giving off major “I told you so” energy.

When Chaos Slides Into Your DMs

You just know that Fulgrim pulled up blasting some unholy Slaaneshi tunes, ready to drag everyone into the biggest disaster in the Imperium’s history. Horus is probably giving a motivational speech about “freeing humanity,” but let’s be real—this whole thing is just an excuse for them to drive straight into heresy town. Perturabo is sitting there calculating siege angles, already preparing his inevitable betrayal resentment arc, while Lorgar is grinning like a kid who just found out his dad can’t stop him from summoning literal demons. The phrase “Get in loser, we’re committing heresy” might as well be the battle cry of the Traitor Legions at this point.

Buckle Up, We’re Going to the Eye of Terror

This cursed Uber ride is only heading in one direction—straight to the Warp. You can just imagine them rolling up to Isstvan III, Horus lowering his sunglasses, and saying, “Alright boys, time to warm up the exterminatus.” Meanwhile, the Emperor is back on Terra facepalming so hard that Malcador has to take over the galaxy for a minute. This is the perfect representation of how the Horus Heresy started—just a bunch of emo demigods crammed into a car, vibing to chaos, and making the worst decisions in Warhammer history. If only someone had called an Imperial Fist taxi service instead.