Only Guilliman would wear a collared shirt to a D&D session
The Epic Tabletop Chaos of Konrad Curze, Lion El’Jonson, Leman Russ, and Roboute Guilliman
The Setup: A Hilarious Dungeon Master Moment
This comic starts with that awesome tabletop gaming feel, bringing together Konrad Curze, Lion El’Jonson, Leman Russ, and the short-haired blonde Roboute Guilliman around a table with a “G&G” (Games and Gears, maybe?) rulebook in front of them. The Dungeon Master, who looks a lot like a jacked-up Leman Russ, dives in with dramatic flair, saying, “You see a warehouse in the distance,” instantly pulling the players into the story. Konrad, our moody Night Lord, is chowing down on snacks, while Lion, the ever-stern Dark Angels Primarch, quirks his head and wonders if it’s a werewolf—typical Lion overanalyzing! Leman, dozing off with a “zZz” bubble, throws in his usual carefree vibe, stirring up the chaos even more. The DM’s growing grin suggests this session is about to spiral into pure 40k madness, and I’m here for it. It’s a brilliant mash-up of Primarch quirks clashing over a simple setup, promising some epic fun ahead.
The Twist: Chaos Unleashed and a Critical Hit
The plot twists hilariously when the DM drops a dramatic “IT IS NOW” panel, turning the warehouse into a monstrous lion—a cheeky nod to Lion El’Jonson’s own lore! Chaos explodes as Konrad freezes, Lion gets roasted as “underleveled and overfucked,” Leman laughs it off with a smug “And you have me to thank for!,” and Guilliman probably sighs at the mess. A critical hit rolls in with a starry “CRIT!” effect, ramping up the absurdity as these Primarchs realize they’re in deep trouble. The last panel reveals the DM unveiling a “Warehouse Lion” stats sheet with ridiculous AC and HP, while a tiny, raging Konrad miniature unleashes Night Lords curses—love that touch! Leman’s cocky grin and Lion’s frustrated look, with Guilliman likely strategizing in the background, make this a perfect meme for any 40k fan who’s endured a wild campaign. It’s a fantastic homage to their egos and the glorious unpredictability of 40k tabletop gaming!