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Ted’s Heretical Purge: A Warhammer 40k Comedy Crossover

Ted’s Heretical Standoff in the Ascot

Get ready to laugh until you cry with this Warhammer 40k and Ted crossover meme that’s pure comedic gold! Picture Ted, that foul-mouthed teddy bear from the 2012 movie, but now he’s rocking an Imperial Commissar hat and a glowing red cyber-eye, staring down a heretic with the caption, “Say that one more time.” The heretic, looking suspiciously like Mark Wahlberg’s character from Ted, is sweating bullets as he blurts out, “Being a Gue’vesa is better than working for the Imperium of Man!”—a statement so heretical it’d make an Inquisitor choke on his recaff. Floating servo-skulls with bolters are ready to turn him into Swiss cheese, while Ted, in true 40k fashion, holds a chainsword like he’s about to purge some serious heresy. In the background, a terrified bystander clutches a plushie, probably praying to the Emperor for mercy in this grimdark comedy mashup. It’s the ultimate clash of crass humor and the Imperium’s zero-tolerance policy—absolutely hilarious for any fan of the 41st millennium!