Happy Fathers Day, be a better dad than Big E!

Father’s Day Chaos: Be a Better Dad Than Big E!

A Father’s Day the Imperium Won’t Forget

In this hilarious Warhammer comic, the mighty Emperor of Mankind, clad in glorious golden armor, is ambushed by all his beloved Primarch sons bearing a suspiciously perfect Father’s Day gift. They’re lined up like a legion of overgrown kids with the cheesiest grins this side of the Eye of Terror. The Emperor, usually busy ignoring them or planning galactic conquest, is actually moved to tears, thinking maybe — just maybe — his gene-forged sons finally appreciate him. They gleefully chant, “Happy Father’s Day, Father!” like a well-rehearsed cult choir. With fatherly pride, Big E gushes, “Aww, you boys shouldn’t have,” while carefully eyeing the suspiciously perfect bow. It’s the one day he lets his guard down — a mistake for any dad ruling the galaxy.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

The Primarchs, sporting their most innocent faces, eagerly push their dad to unwrap the mystery box. You can almost feel the warp-touched mischief brewing behind those stoic visors — after all, who trusts a surprise from Horus and Fulgrim? The tension is thicker than ceramite as the Emperor’s trembling golden fingers untie the ribbon, wondering if he’s about to unleash a chaos bomb or just another reason to lecture Angron. The last panel leaves you guessing, but the Primarchs’ guilty expressions scream: “Surprise! It’s probably heresy!” This comic reminds every Warhammer fan of a universal truth — be a better dad than Big E, or risk getting a suspiciously ticking box every Father’s Day. In the grim darkness of the far future, at least family dysfunction still brings a good laugh!