Deathwatch gonna be watching

The Name Game Gone Too Far

This Warhammer meme plays with the names of various Space Marine Chapters in the most delightfully dumb way possible. At the top, we see the shadowy and stoic Raven Guard, with the caption proudly declaring, “Raven Guard gonna be guarding.” Naturally, they’re not actually guarding anything in particular, but that’s beside the point—it’s the name that matters. Next comes the berserker World Eaters, mid-battle rage, and the meme tells us, “World Eaters gonna be eating.” It doesn’t say what they’re eating (probably skulls), but we all know Khorne would approve. The joke hits that sweet Warhammer spot where absurd literalism meets grimdark lore.

Imperial Fists Not Having Fun

Finally, we reach the glorious yellow boys—the Imperial Fists—who, according to the meme, “doesn’t like this game.” Their solemn, siege-specialist pride just can’t handle the silliness, and the caption breaks the naming trend entirely, making it even funnier. They’re not guarding, not eating, and definitely not playing along, standing there mid-battle with the look of someone who just wants to go back to fortifying Terra. The best part is imagining their grim commander reading this aloud with utter disdain. And of course, what’s a meme like this without adding: “Deathwatch gonna be watching.” Because naturally, someone has to observe all this nonsense from the shadows, silently judging while secretly chuckling behind a black helmet.