The Purest Form of Imperial Indoctrination
At the top of this meme, we are blessed with a glimpse of young Bella’s school assignment: “If an alien came to visit, I would kill it.” No hesitation, no sugar-coating, just raw, unfiltered Emperor-approved instinct. It’s the kind of answer that makes an Inquisitor shed a single tear of pride and immediately recommend the child for the Schola Progenium. Bella didn’t waste time wondering if the xeno came in peace—she skipped straight to purging heresy before snack time. This is not just childhood honesty; it’s the early awakening of the God-Emperor’s divine judgment in crayon form. Somewhere, a Tau diplomat is clutching his blue chest and whispering, “Not like this…”
The Birth of a Living Saint (Probably)
Below, we see a grizzled Space Marine looking off into the distance, visibly emotional—likely overwhelmed by the sheer righteousness of Bella’s statement. He doesn’t speak, because words cannot capture the sacred purity of what he just read. The Hello Kitty hair clip in his grimy locks is a soft touch, suggesting even the Adeptus Astartes know when to bow to true zeal. Bella, we later learn, did not just grow up normal. She became a Sister of Battle, incinerating alien heretics and reciting the Litany of Hatred like she once recited her ABCs. Somewhere in the Warp, even a Greater Daemon paused and said, “Damn, she’s serious.”