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The Most Aggressively Polite Khorne Berzerker Ever

In this absolutely hilarious Warhammer meme, we see a Khorne Berzerker doing something truly unnatural for a servant of the Blood God: trying to ask nicely. Decked out in brutal, spike-studded power armor with a massive chain-axe lazily hanging from his hand, the Berzerker looms over a poor convention-goer browsing plushies. His horned helmet and glowing eyes scream blood-soaked murder, but here he is, politely trying to start a conversation. The setting, a peaceful craft fair under beautiful stained glass windows, could not clash harder with his “rip and tear” aesthetic. You can almost feel the internal struggle as he holds back the urge to start roaring and chainsawing everything in sight. Somehow, even in a place full of rainbows and stuffed animals, Khorne still finds a way to send his bloodthirsty messengers.

The Gospel of Rage and Fluffy Merchandise

The meme’s caption delivers the final punch: “Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Khorne?” as if the Berzerker is about to hand out loyalty cards that get you a free chain-axe after your tenth skull offering. The woman looks like she might regret making eye contact, caught between a knitted keychain display and imminent blood sacrifice. The Berzerker, meanwhile, leans in with all the gentle menace of a bomb politely ticking. His chain-axe, by the way, is just casually dangling like a deadly sales incentive for whoever dares to say “no thanks.” It is pure comedy seeing a creature bred solely for rage and carnage trying to make polite small talk in public. Somewhere, Khorne is probably both furious and deeply proud.