Great Job Guard man

The Unexpected Proposal

In the top panel of this hilarious Warhammer meme, a seductive Eldar female, clad in minimal armor and adorned with ancient runes, leans in toward a rather stunned Imperial Guardsman. She coyly whispers, “Tie me up and do what you want,” clearly expecting a response of… a certain nature. The Guardsman, however, is the very embodiment of Astra Militarum discipline—eyes wide, mouth tight, and with no hesitation. What follows is a smash-cut to the next panel where he’s taken her words very literally, expertly binding her in thick rope from shoulder to thigh. The implication is clear: he’s not falling for any xenos temptress shenanigans. He’s a loyal servant of the Emperor, and heresy—or in this case, interspecies flirtation—has no place in his foxhole.

Commissar-Approved Loyalty

The second panel delivers the punchline in true grimdark fashion. With an utterly straight face, the Guardsman presents the thoroughly restrained Eldar to his superior, declaring, “Commissar, I’ve caught a xenos.” His sense of duty is unshakable, unbothered by temptation or alien curves. In any other context, it might be absurd—but in the Warhammer universe, it’s oddly wholesome. You can practically hear the distant voice of a Commissar shouting, “Great job, Guardsman!” This meme captures the perfect collision of absurdity, discipline, and hilarious misunderstanding that defines so many moments in the Imperium. It’s a laugh-out-loud tribute to just how unflinchingly loyal the average Guardsman can be—even in the face of wildly mixed signals.