Hey Buddy! Got any change!?
The Broke Birdbrain of the Warp
A Feathered Request for Tzeentchery
In this blessedly ridiculous Warhammer meme, we meet what can only be described as a Horribly Homeless Herald of Tzeentch. Clad in a shabby parka with the posture of someone who’s definitely seen better realities, this two-headed avian chaos creature leans against a grimy brick wall, clutching a coffee cup like it’s a chalice of destiny. Above him floats the eternally awkward line: “Hey buddy! Got any… CHANGE?” And that’s the punchline. Because when you’re a servant of Tzeentch, the Chaos God of Change, you’re not panhandling for spare coins—you’re hustling for metaphysical reformation, psychic mutation, or possibly a warp-fueled new gig. He’s not begging, he’s evangelizing entropy one coin at a time.
The Broke Birdbrain of the Warp
The two blue vulture-like heads aren’t just for show—they probably argue over which form of change they’re after. One wants warp-touched coinage, the other just wants to turn your brain into an abstract concept. Behind them, the alley is grimdark, as expected, but our feathery friend couldn’t look more out of place if he were juggling Daemonettes. There’s something profoundly funny about a greater servant of cosmic mutation reduced to holding a cup from a corner store. It’s the perfect visual gag for the Warhammer fan who knows that even chaos has off days. Somewhere, Tzeentch is cackling with approval, tossing him fate-crumbs and loose paradoxes.